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Waiter, Uh, Can I See the Other Menu?

An innocent five-year-old girl approached me this morning when I was barely awake. She was pretending to be a waiter, as evidenced by her fake “deep” voice. Handing me a tiny toy bowl, she proclaimed, “Here is your Fruit Diarrhea.”

When I laughed, she became highly insulted and stomped off. What would Martha Stewart do?

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3 Comments»

  Secret Pal 13 wrote @

Oh my thats too cute!

And I have your final package in the mail now….sorry for the delay! Hope you enjoy it :)

  cecile wrote @

Sounds like some thing I used to have when I was a Peace Corps Volunteer!

  missscarlett wrote @

That is too funny!
Sorry she was offended but it would have been pretty hard not to laugh!


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