An innocent five-year-old girl approached me this morning when I was barely awake. She was pretending to be a waiter, as evidenced by her fake “deep” voice. Handing me a tiny toy bowl, she proclaimed, “Here is your Fruit Diarrhea.”
When I laughed, she became highly insulted and stomped off. What would Martha Stewart do?
missscarlett wrote @
That is too funny!
Sorry she was offended but it would have been pretty hard not to laugh!
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Oh my thats too cute!
And I have your final package in the mail now….sorry for the delay! Hope you enjoy it